"Mommy, can we light a candle when church ends?"
"Yes Honey. I'm going to go write the names of our family members who have died in the Book of Remembrance by the Easter candle. I'll give you the candle money. Go into the sacristy and get the candle, put the money in the box, and bring it out, but DON'T try to light it without me. Wait til I'm done."
"I know how to light it myself, Mommy."
"Yes, I know that you *know* how, Honey, but I don't want you to."
"How come Mommy? Are you afraid that I will burn the church down?"