"Mommy, what kind of onesie was Anne wearing when she was in your belly?"
"She wasn't wearing a onesie in my belly, Honey."
"What? You mean she was...NAKED?!" *scandalized*
"Well, yeah Honey, everybody is when they're in their mommys' belly."
"You mean...I WAS TOO?!"
This modesty outrage brought to you from the child who streaks nude through the house daily.
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