Thursday, January 26, 2012

When the baby is up in your bed blowing raspberries and drooling on your pajamas at 2 am...

...you must do the following the next day:

(1) drag yourself out of bed only when the clock strikes a time after which it will be physically impossible to fit in all the necessary getting ready activities and still get a decent parking space at work.

(2) apply more powder and blush than usual in an effort to actually LOOK ALIVE.

(3) don't even bother to do more than pull a comb through your rat's nest of a head of hair and carefully coil it up into a fetching bun.

(4) choke down some coffee.

(5) try not to wonder how the baby appears so happy and well rested. Some things just defy explanation.

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